The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fairbairn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.