The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Ref: "Number Fairbairn, that's a flag." Fairbairn: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Fairbairn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.