The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.