The Late Scratch Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fairbairn's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.