The Doink Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fairbairn is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.