The Late Scratch Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The broadcast shows Fairbairn on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fairbairn is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Fairbairn's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Fairbairn, Fairbairn, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.