The Hamstring Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fairbairn is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Fairbairn makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.