The Hamstring Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The broadcast shows Fairbairn on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fairbairn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.