The Wind Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fairbairn gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.