The Phantom Flag Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Fairbairn's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fairbairn, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.