The Phantom Flag Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fairbairn trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Fairbairn, Fairbairn, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.