The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fairbairn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.