The Hamstring Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The broadcast shows Fairbairn on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.