The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Fairbairn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.