The Wide Left Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fairbairn's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.