The Snap Count Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Fairbairn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fairbairn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.