The Wide Left Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Fairbairn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Fairbairn, Fairbairn, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.