The Hamstring Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fairbairn trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Fairbairn will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.