The Doink Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fairbairn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.