The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.