The Upright Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Fairbairn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fairbairn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.