The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fairbairn goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fairbairn's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.