The Upright Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fairbairn hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Fairbairn, Fairbairn, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.