The Snap Count Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fairbairn trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Fairbairn, Fairbairn, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.