The Hamstring Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fairbairn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fairbairn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.