The Wide Left Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fairbairn. Fairbairn does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Fairbairn will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fairbairn's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.