The Phantom Flag Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“Fairbairn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fairbairn's stadium. Only over Fairbairn.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fairbairn, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.