The Phantom Flag Hex of Ka'imi Fairbairn
Ka'imi Fairbairn · HOU · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fairbairn. Fairbairn does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fairbairn's week
- Fairbairn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fairbairn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Fairbairn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ka'imi Fairbairn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ka'imi Fairbairn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ka'imi Fairbairn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.