The Snap Count Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.