The Late Scratch Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.