The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.