The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.