The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.