The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.