The Late Scratch Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.