The Snap Count Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Johnson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.