The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.