The Fumble Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.