The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Johnson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.