The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.