The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.