The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Johnson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.