The Stuffed Run Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.