The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Johnson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.