The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.