The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson · GB · RB
“Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Coach says Johnson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaleb Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaleb Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaleb Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.