The Prevent Defense Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.