The Bad Spot Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chiefs, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.