The Phantom Flag Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chiefs defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
88%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chiefs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.