The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
74%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.